Dumbass Alert - Paris Hilton

Even Paris Hilton's Pets Want to Kill Her
TMZ.com reports that Paris was playing with her undomesticated, exotic animal (a Kinkajous), when the trendy carnivore tried to take a bite out of her arm. (Personally, I would have aimed for someone with more meat, but maybe the Kinkajous was motivated to bite her for reasons other than hunger). Paris had to visit the doctor and get a tetanus shot. According to her publicist, it only took a few hours. Now that's hot!
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