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Friday, March 30, 2007
Trends this Spring: Makeup
Oh, where is Kelly LeBrock when you need her?? I'm feelin Weird Science right about now.
Images from Sephora.
Not promotional ads from Sephora... or are they?
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Cheers Howeaves!!
Will Lauri marry the man of her dreams?
Will Jo get a record deal?
Will Jeana dump her husband?
Will Tammy find Mr. Right?
Will Vicki stop sticking her foot in her mouth?
This may be the last we see of these very bad girls…there’s been no word on whether or not the show has or will be renewed, and with all of the legal troubles occurring for many of the housewives and their families off camera, it’s unlikely that there will be a Season 3. I will miss the snarkfest.
Cheers Howeaves, it’s been an entertaining season.
Labels: Bad Girl Alert, Dumbass Alert
Thursday, February 08, 2007
Rest in Peace
The guys I went to school with lusted after her, the girls wanted to look like her in their Guess jeans. Anna Nicole, a girl who had looks to kill for and a child-like disposition... she had money, fame and beauty, yet with all of these resources she remained a child forever lost. Tragedy was an overwhelming component in her life and it finally stole that from her as well. She leaves behind her infant daughter, who will grow up without her mother or brother, as a cash prize to be fought over (I'm talking to you, Stern and Birkhead).
Are there lessons to be learned? Certainly. Be careful what you wish for. Always surround yourself with the support of people who genuinely love and care for you. And there's no shame in seeking help. Rest in Peace Vickie Lynn Hogan.
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
You Bad, Bad Boy
Newsom seeks help for addiction as resignation is demanded.
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom
Labels: Dumbass Alert
Friday, January 05, 2007
Belated Bachelor Rome Recap and Bachelor Hawaii
No big deal.
But MSNBC also ran the story.
I also came across this story from Page 6 calling out P.Lo for prowling.
In the meantime, for public record, the couple states that they are attempting a long-distance relationship with Jen finishing her school term in May, and Lorenzo remaining in New York. According to Jen, in May, they will determine what their next step will be. So, are they really trying to make it work or has the relationship already gone kaput? P.Lo's a low-key-kinda guy so it might be awhile until anyone knows for sure.
Source and more info can be found in this article from the local Honolulu paper, Star Bulletin. And he already has a fan website up: www.andybaldwin.net. Ugh.
Labels: The Bachelor
Thursday, January 04, 2007
Top U.S. Biotch of a man Chef strikes again
Labels: Top Chef
Friday, December 29, 2006
Rock-Throwing Recap this Month
A lot of bad girls in the news these days.
Tie Her to the Stake
Apparently, you're not allowed to let your children visit with Grandma for a week so you can go out and blow off some steam. I don't have kids, but I guess this behavior is unacceptable. Who knew?? Single dads can go barhoping and clubbing, single moms... can't. I guess this is reason enough to continue to put the responsbility of birth control solely on the female segment of the population. Some things will never change...
Party on, Britney. You deserve to have a little fun.
Dangnabit. Where are My Stones?
So Miss USA Tara Conner was granted a reprieve for her bad girl behavior. Tara allegedly committed illegal acts; including the consumption of alcohol while not of legal age, and use of illegal drugs. Tara broke the law but was forgiven. Wrongfully humiliated, but forgiven. Professional athletes will always be forgiven too... just without the complete humiliation part. Unless of course, they are with the WNBA or Women's Soccer League, then yes, humiliation will be included in the forgiveness package.
Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, wasn't so lucky. Several photos of her exposed breast at a private party popped up on the internet because an escort service began to use the photos as advertisements without permission. Katie was immediately stripped of her crown. So what law did she break?? Oh I'm sorry... she broke the moral laws of this glass house-living country. Ye shall commit illegal acts to thine heart's desire but ye shall not expose a breast, lest you are struck down by lighting. They decided not to give her back the crown. There should now be a lawsuit on their hands. And rightfully so.
It's all a big joke. The people of the USA do not vote for Miss USA. It's a privately-owned company and for people to take personal offense to any of these girls' behaviors as a bad representation of them just isn't logical. It's just like Hawaiian Tropics, which has a pageant/contest every year the winner is called Miss Hawaiian Tropics. Do people who use Hawaiian Tropics products get offended if Miss HT kisses too many boys? The names "Miss USA" and "Miss Universe" should be changed to like Miss Trump and Miss Trump Universe. As it stands now, it could be considered a serious misrepresentation. I'm sure there are aliens out there very pissed off they don't have a contestant in the Miss Universe Pageant. Why don't they let people call in and vote for the winner, like American Idol. Even that show is fixed, but people still like believing that they have a hand in the decision.
In the meantime, let the girls do their thing. Or bolt them to the kitchen floor barefoot, next to the stove.
More Glass House Scandal Source: CNN.com
Vanessa L. Williams -- Miss America 1983 -- Crowned as the first African-American woman to hold the title Miss America, Vanessa L. Williams resigned on July 23, 1984, after it was revealed that she had posed nude for private photos that appeared without her permission in Penthouse magazine.
Leona Gage -- Miss USA 1957 -- Leona Gage, representing the state of Maryland, won the title of Miss USA. Shortly after, she was stripped of her crown when it was revealed that she was married and the mother of two children.Marjorie Wallace -- Miss World 1973 -- Marjorie Wallace was the first woman from the United States to win the title of Miss World, but she was stripped of her crown after criticism for dating too many men.
You Break my Glass House, I'm Gonna Break Yours
Speaking of Donald Trump, his boring ass' all up in the news. His ongoing war of words with Rosie O'Donnell is just pathethic. Do either of these morons think we really care? Like we have nothing more important to care about. If there are any two people more out of touch with reality than these two, I can't imagine. All of this Trump news hitting us like vomit is very suspicious. It wouldn't have anything to do with his Apprentice show broadcasting soon, does it? Didn't last year's show have the lowest ratings it's ever had? Hmmmm….
Labels: Bad Girl Alert
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Top Chef Recap Nov 12
My final top three would be Ilan, Elia and Cliff. Screw Sam. Cliff may have thrown Mia under the bus this week, but at least he had the juevos to do it in front of her face, unlike Sammy boy who acts cool in front of everyone then talks shiot behind their backs. Just like a biotch.
Besides, Mia was just mediocre, a mere slice above Marisa, the pastry chef who couldn't even do one single dessert that kicked ass instead of sucked it.
Labels: Top Chef
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Top U.S. biotch of a man, I mean Chef
- Note biotch headband, bluffing as a zen prettyboy
- Note pretentious, long, sliver sideburns, another failed attempt at edgy prettyboyism
- Note greasy hair tipping you off that he's still a rat
- Note beady eyes, the better to watch you with, as he throws you under a bus
- Note caveman, ogre-like smugness
Yes, I despise this top chef for several reasons:
In Week 2, he was quick to mention that he was voted one of New York's "hottest" chefs. Don't believe the hype chefy. You're only decent-looking from far, far away. And upclose? F'ugly. Beady eyes, greasy hair, and all.
He announced that his strategy was to flirt with all of the "moms" during the ice cream challenge, cause even if his ice cream tastes like crap, he still thinks he's got it like that.
The lil' biotch will throw you under the bus faster than you can blink. Especially when he's in the bottom 3, his targets tends to fall on women like Betty (he verbalized a 2-3 minute complaint to the judges in the "11th hour" about extra use of olive oil refusing to name any names [then why complain, numnuts?] which initiated the complaint about Betty's use of extra spoonfuls of sugar), and he also mentioned to the judges Elia's use of "frozen waffles" after her win. Funny. Waffles frozen or not, had nothing to do with why his suckass was in the bottom 3.
I was hoping Sam was going to be sent home last week, but to no avail. I can only marinate and stew until he is sent packing, which probably won't be until the finale. Bravo has a new episode of Top Chef tomorrow at 10.
Labels: Dumbass Alert, Top Chef