Happy Halloween!!

A night when even the good girls can play bad. Because Halloween is the night that "not you" is you... but not you. Ya know?

Don't stay home. Go out and Par-tay. I don't care if you already "celebrated" Halloween this weekend. That didn't count. Who knows? You may find the pleasure of being a bad girl fulfilling enough to carry a small part of it into your everyday life.

You're a lucky guy if you meet a bad girl or boy tonight. Almost as good: if you meet a good girl or boy playing bad for a couple of hours.

Happy Bosses' Day!

Beat Holiday Singledom

Hey girls and boys. Already worried about visiting the family solo this holiday season? Reving yourself up for all the questions? The looks of wonder mulling over what's wrong with you? We've got 6 weeks to arrange airbags for the families. Distractors to throw to the wolves. And hop to it because:

He is taken...

And him...

Taken. Taken. Taken. Taken. And Taken...

Even THEY are taken...

And him...

Even him...
It's hopeless...

Get cracking girls and boys. Don't forget to drop the airbags by January 2, 2007.

Halloween Part-tay

Here's a list of the Annual Events going on this year. Tickets are now on sale.

Of course... you can always find a few strangers to romp around naked with at home for free. And any night of the year. But if you need to spend the money to justify your guilt, see below.

San Francisco 27th Annual Exotic Erotica Ball
Saturday, October 28 - Cow Palace
Noted guests include: Tommy Lee, George Clinton, Tera Patrick and grammy winner Thomas Dolby
Tickets: www.exoticeroticball.com or phone: 415-567-BALL

New York's Village Halloween Parade
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 Starting at 7 p.m.
All Those in Costume are Welcome to Join Hundreds of Puppets, 53 Bands of Different Types of Music, Dancers and Artists, and Thousands of other New Yorkers in Costumes of their Own Creation in the Nation’s Most Wildly Creative Public Participatory Event in the Greatest City in the World !
For all those in costume is on 6th Avenue South of Spring Street between 6:30 and 8:30 p.m.
Live: On 6th Avenue from Spring Street to 21st Street from 7 - 10 p.m.
TV: NY 1 Television from 8 - 9:30 p.m. http://www.halloween-nyc.com

Village Halloween Costume Ball
Tuesday, October 31, 2006 at 8PM - Theatre for the New City, 155 First Avenue at East 10th
For the 30th annual Village Halloween Costume Ball, the creative types from the Theatre for the New City will transform their 30,000 square foot, multilevel space into a Halloween extravaganza. Step inside this theatrical experience featuring sculpture, art, and live performances from more than 450 artists. Tickets: $20 in advance; $35 at the door
or phone: 212-254-1109.

Bosses Day Oct. 16

National Boss Day is Monday October 16th. And guess how I know? ...My boss told me. So I'm sharing this in advance with you, because I don't want to suffer the apprehension of it alone. In honor of this upcoming "holiday," I present to you the bad girls who are even badder bosses. Match the following statements below with the correct boss.

1. You're an insignificant flea. Nay. You have no feelings nor thoughts. You are a non-biological, inanimate object.

2. Your sole purpose in life is to dedicate every waking moment to mine (because I decide when you sleep). In fact stoop down, I need to reach for something beyond my grasp. You don't mind if I step up on your shoulder? What?? Silence, flea!!

3. Oh, I will teach you a lesson… whether I backstab the life out of you, or utilize stinging words, looks or fists, you will receive punishment. And it will be good for you. You will thank me later.

Answer: You already know it was a trick question. It's all of them!

Halloween Costumes from Playboy

Mile High Captain Costume
"Prepare for takeoff! Microfiber dress with attached neck sash. 4-piece set includes matching pilot hat and removable Mile High Captain badge. S/M/L/1X/2X, 3X/4X."

Harem Girl Costume
"His wish is your command. Bra and flowing pant with gold coin detail on both. 4-piece set includes veil and gold elastic headband. S/M/L."

Devilish Hottie Costume
"When you're feeling a little devilish, dress up in this tempting red pull-on jumpsuit with back tie closures. Includes rhinestone horns and belt with tail. XS (2-4), S (6-8), M (10-12), L (14-16). "