Bosses Day Oct. 16

National Boss Day is Monday October 16th. And guess how I know? ...My boss told me. So I'm sharing this in advance with you, because I don't want to suffer the apprehension of it alone. In honor of this upcoming "holiday," I present to you the bad girls who are even badder bosses. Match the following statements below with the correct boss.

1. You're an insignificant flea. Nay. You have no feelings nor thoughts. You are a non-biological, inanimate object.

2. Your sole purpose in life is to dedicate every waking moment to mine (because I decide when you sleep). In fact stoop down, I need to reach for something beyond my grasp. You don't mind if I step up on your shoulder? What?? Silence, flea!!

3. Oh, I will teach you a lesson… whether I backstab the life out of you, or utilize stinging words, looks or fists, you will receive punishment. And it will be good for you. You will thank me later.

Answer: You already know it was a trick question. It's all of them!