Beat Holiday Singledom

Hey girls and boys. Already worried about visiting the family solo this holiday season? Reving yourself up for all the questions? The looks of wonder mulling over what's wrong with you? We've got 6 weeks to arrange airbags for the families. Distractors to throw to the wolves. And hop to it because:

He is taken...

And him...

Taken. Taken. Taken. Taken. And Taken...

Even THEY are taken...

And him...

Even him...
It's hopeless...

Get cracking girls and boys. Don't forget to drop the airbags by January 2, 2007.