A 'Prince' of a Bachelor

It's baaaack. The king of all reality shows for endless snarking fun, "The Bachelor" returns to ABC on Monday nights. The premiere is scheduled to air October 2. This time, the "Prince Charming" really is a Prince: Prince Lorenzo Borghese, a minor royal from Italy who has lived in the U.S. since he was 5. He has his own business, a company that sales high-end grooming products for pets. Ahh.. what a Prince won't do to boost sales for his online business. How romantic. I swoon breathlessly.

Check out ABC's website for bios of the contestants. Let the ultimate snarkfest begin.