Cheers Howeaves!!

Breakout your Botox and your poundcake makeup. Tonight is the Season 2 finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOC), followed by next week’s “reunion” show.

Will Lauri marry the man of her dreams?
Will Jo get a record deal?
Will Jeana dump her husband?
Will Tammy find Mr. Right?
Will Vicki stop sticking her foot in her mouth?

This may be the last we see of these very bad girls…there’s been no word on whether or not the show has or will be renewed, and with all of the legal troubles occurring for many of the housewives and their families off camera, it’s unlikely that there will be a Season 3. I will miss the snarkfest.

Cheers Howeaves, it’s been an entertaining season.

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Rock-Throwing Recap this Month

A lot of bad girls in the news these days.

Tie Her to the Stake
Apparently, you're not allowed to let your children visit with Grandma for a week so you can go out and blow off some steam. I don't have kids, but I guess this behavior is unacceptable. Who knew?? Single dads can go barhoping and clubbing, single moms... can't. I guess this is reason enough to continue to put the responsbility of birth control solely on the female segment of the population. Some things will never change...

Party on, Britney. You deserve to have a little fun.

Dangnabit. Where are My Stones?
So Miss USA Tara Conner was granted a reprieve for her bad girl behavior. Tara allegedly committed illegal acts; including the consumption of alcohol while not of legal age, and use of illegal drugs. Tara broke the law but was forgiven. Wrongfully humiliated, but forgiven. Professional athletes will always be forgiven too... just without the complete humiliation part. Unless of course, they are with the WNBA or Women's Soccer League, then yes, humiliation will be included in the forgiveness package.

Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, wasn't so lucky. Several photos of her exposed breast at a private party popped up on the internet because an escort service began to use the photos as advertisements without permission. Katie was immediately stripped of her crown. So what law did she break?? Oh I'm sorry... she broke the moral laws of this glass house-living country. Ye shall commit illegal acts to thine heart's desire but ye shall not expose a breast, lest you are struck down by lighting. They decided not to give her back the crown. There should now be a lawsuit on their hands. And rightfully so.

It's all a big joke. The people of the USA do not vote for Miss USA. It's a privately-owned company and for people to take personal offense to any of these girls' behaviors as a bad representation of them just isn't logical. It's just like Hawaiian Tropics, which has a pageant/contest every year the winner is called Miss Hawaiian Tropics. Do people who use Hawaiian Tropics products get offended if Miss HT kisses too many boys? The names "Miss USA" and "Miss Universe" should be changed to like Miss Trump and Miss Trump Universe. As it stands now, it could be considered a serious misrepresentation. I'm sure there are aliens out there very pissed off they don't have a contestant in the Miss Universe Pageant. Why don't they let people call in and vote for the winner, like American Idol. Even that show is fixed, but people still like believing that they have a hand in the decision.

In the meantime, let the girls do their thing. Or bolt them to the kitchen floor barefoot, next to the stove.

More Glass House Scandal Source: CNN.com

Vanessa L. Williams -- Miss America 1983 -- Crowned as the first African-American woman to hold the title Miss America, Vanessa L. Williams resigned on July 23, 1984, after it was revealed that she had posed nude for private photos that appeared without her permission in Penthouse magazine.

Leona Gage -- Miss USA 1957 -- Leona Gage, representing the state of Maryland, won the title of Miss USA. Shortly after, she was stripped of her crown when it was revealed that she was married and the mother of two children.

Marjorie Wallace -- Miss World 1973 -- Marjorie Wallace was the first woman from the United States to win the title of Miss World, but she was stripped of her crown after criticism for dating too many men.

You Break my Glass House, I'm Gonna Break Yours
Speaking of Donald Trump, his boring ass' all up in the news. His ongoing war of words with Rosie O'Donnell is just pathethic. Do either of these morons think we really care? Like we have nothing more important to care about. If there are any two people more out of touch with reality than these two, I can't imagine. All of this Trump news hitting us like vomit is very suspicious. It wouldn't have anything to do with his Apprentice show broadcasting soon, does it? Didn't last year's show have the lowest ratings it's ever had? Hmmmm….

Bad Girl Alert - Carmen Electra

Don't worry about Carmen. She's doing just fine.

Just goes to show that being totally gorgeous, sexy and rich can't protect you from betrayal and disloyalty.

But a little grace will always get you through the day.

Keep shinning, Ms. Electra. We are with you, girlfriend.

Carmen's Revenge

Casting Call: The Bad Girls Club, Reality TV

From the production company that brought us MTV's Real World series, The Simple Life and One Ocean View among others, comes an open casting call for all "bad girls" to submit audition tapes for their new reality series "THE BAD GIRLS CLUB."

From the website:
"BaD GiRL,
It may mean something different to everyone, but if you think of yourself as a "bad girl," then you could be on a new reality show from the producers of The Real World. The Oxygen Network and Bunim/Murray Productions are currently casting for a new reality series which will bring together six bad girls from across the country. The girls will live in a house in Los Angeles and work with each other to tackle aspects of their personalities that, while making them fabulous, often tend to hold them back from success in relationships and careers. And while the girls efforts may not always be successful, they're going to have a whole lot of fun trying."

Please visit the Bunim/Murray http://www.bunim-murray.com website for more information and an address to send your audition tapes.

Bad Girl Alert - Heidi Klum

Look out ladies, she's expanding her empire. Vogue announced that Heidi Klum is launching a jewelry line, which will be hawked through QVC. The clover-themed collection was inspired by the marble inlay of the Duomo in Milan and will be produced in sterling silver and 14-carat gold for pieces that will range in price from $50.00 to $250.00. "I love the idea of carrying a good luck charm or wearing a special piece of jewelery that inspires you," says Heidi. "For me, this jewelery is so much more than an accessory collection; it is a recognition of the blessings I've had and of all the hopes that I have for the future. I hope it takes on a special meaning for anyone who wears it."

A release date for the collection has not yet been announced. Stay tuned.

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Bad Girl Alert - Disney TLM

Alright . . . it's been about 15 years since Disney released The Little Mermaid on VHS. They are finally releasing The Little Mermaid DVD - Special Edition. Amazon has it for pre-order at a sale price of $18.27. Release date is October 3rd. I normally wouldn't post this info for a cartoon, but Ariel is quite the bad girl; she defies her father and takes off to explore a new world, dates a dude totally unacceptable to her family and battles the evil and jealous Ursula who just wants to keep the girl down. What an ideal way to introduce your children to a smart and independent bad girl.

It also comes in handy when you have a guy over that you have absolutely no interest in, but he still assumes that *something* is going to happen. This movie is an ideal deterent.

Bad Girl Alert - Natalie Portman vs. Tara Reid

Natalie Portman doesn't have time for bras. Natalie Portman doesn't care about bras. Natalie Portman is above wearing bras. This bad girl doesn't care if she sags, flops or droops. She rocks it without a bra. Source



Okay . . . Tara Reid trying to pull off an "I don't give a damn about a bra either" look. Hmmm... not really working. Though I know a few guys who would disagree with me. Source

Bad Girl Alert - Jodie Foster

Jodie Foster kindly shares her feelings with the paparazzi.