Cheers Howeaves!!

Breakout your Botox and your poundcake makeup. Tonight is the Season 2 finale of The Real Housewives of Orange County (RHOC), followed by next week’s “reunion” show.

Will Lauri marry the man of her dreams?
Will Jo get a record deal?
Will Jeana dump her husband?
Will Tammy find Mr. Right?
Will Vicki stop sticking her foot in her mouth?

This may be the last we see of these very bad girls…there’s been no word on whether or not the show has or will be renewed, and with all of the legal troubles occurring for many of the housewives and their families off camera, it’s unlikely that there will be a Season 3. I will miss the snarkfest.

Cheers Howeaves, it’s been an entertaining season.

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You Bad, Bad Boy

With the overabundance of single women in the city of San Francisco, why oh why, did you have to choose a married woman with a serious addiction problem to have a meaningless dalliance with?? It would have been cheaper to just get a hooker, because this incident is going to rob you of so much more. Hell, I could have introduced you to some hotties that don't charge and are not married. I cringe at the leverage this gives the opposition. One of the few politicians fighting for my friends' rights to marry has given the conservative folks more ammunition to fire accusations of an unacceptable lack of morals, and a lack of respect for the institution of marriage, and in this instance, shamefully, they are right.
Newsom seeks help for addiction as resignation is demanded.
San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom

Top U.S. biotch of a man, I mean Chef

• Note biotch headband, bluffing as a zen prettyboy
• Note pretentious, long, sliver sideburns, another failed attempt at edgy prettyboyism
• Note greasy hair tipping you off that he's still a rat
• Note beady eyes, the better to watch you with, as he throws you under a bus
• Note caveman, ogre-like smugness
  

Yes, I despise this top chef for several reasons:

In Week 2, he was quick to mention that he was voted one of New York's "hottest" chefs. Don't believe the hype chefy. You're only decent-looking from far, far away. And upclose? F'ugly. Beady eyes, greasy hair, and all.

He announced that his strategy was to flirt with all of the "moms" during the ice cream challenge, cause even if his ice cream tastes like crap, he still thinks he's got it like that.

The lil' biotch will throw you under the bus faster than you can blink. Especially when he's in the bottom 3, his targets tends to fall on women like Betty (he verbalized a 2-3 minute complaint to the judges in the "11th hour" about extra use of olive oil refusing to name any names [then why complain, numnuts?] which initiated the complaint about Betty's use of extra spoonfuls of sugar), and he also mentioned to the judges Elia's use of "frozen waffles" after her win. Funny. Waffles frozen or not, had nothing to do with why his suckass was in the bottom 3.

I was hoping Sam was going to be sent home last week, but to no avail. I can only marinate and stew until he is sent packing, which probably won't be until the finale. Bravo has a new episode of Top Chef tomorrow at 10.

Dumbass Alert - Paris Hilton

So what's new. Oh, the same 'ol, same 'ol. Looks like the princess of blah-blah was finally arrested for drinking and driving. I suspect the police could have picked her up for the same offense any night of the week for the past 8 years if they had wanted. I wonder what her mugshots look like.

This girl gets away with everything and nothing.

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Dumbass Alert - Paris Hilton

Even Paris Hilton's Pets Want to Kill Her
TMZ.com reports that Paris was playing with her undomesticated, exotic animal (a Kinkajous), when the trendy carnivore tried to take a bite out of her arm. (Personally, I would have aimed for someone with more meat, but maybe the Kinkajous was motivated to bite her for reasons other than hunger). Paris had to visit the doctor and get a tetanus shot. According to her publicist, it only took a few hours. Now that's hot!
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