Rock-Throwing Recap this Month

A lot of bad girls in the news these days.

Tie Her to the Stake
Apparently, you're not allowed to let your children visit with Grandma for a week so you can go out and blow off some steam. I don't have kids, but I guess this behavior is unacceptable. Who knew?? Single dads can go barhoping and clubbing, single moms... can't. I guess this is reason enough to continue to put the responsbility of birth control solely on the female segment of the population. Some things will never change...

Party on, Britney. You deserve to have a little fun.

Dangnabit. Where are My Stones?
So Miss USA Tara Conner was granted a reprieve for her bad girl behavior. Tara allegedly committed illegal acts; including the consumption of alcohol while not of legal age, and use of illegal drugs. Tara broke the law but was forgiven. Wrongfully humiliated, but forgiven. Professional athletes will always be forgiven too... just without the complete humiliation part. Unless of course, they are with the WNBA or Women's Soccer League, then yes, humiliation will be included in the forgiveness package.

Miss Nevada, Katie Rees, wasn't so lucky. Several photos of her exposed breast at a private party popped up on the internet because an escort service began to use the photos as advertisements without permission. Katie was immediately stripped of her crown. So what law did she break?? Oh I'm sorry... she broke the moral laws of this glass house-living country. Ye shall commit illegal acts to thine heart's desire but ye shall not expose a breast, lest you are struck down by lighting. They decided not to give her back the crown. There should now be a lawsuit on their hands. And rightfully so.

It's all a big joke. The people of the USA do not vote for Miss USA. It's a privately-owned company and for people to take personal offense to any of these girls' behaviors as a bad representation of them just isn't logical. It's just like Hawaiian Tropics, which has a pageant/contest every year the winner is called Miss Hawaiian Tropics. Do people who use Hawaiian Tropics products get offended if Miss HT kisses too many boys? The names "Miss USA" and "Miss Universe" should be changed to like Miss Trump and Miss Trump Universe. As it stands now, it could be considered a serious misrepresentation. I'm sure there are aliens out there very pissed off they don't have a contestant in the Miss Universe Pageant. Why don't they let people call in and vote for the winner, like American Idol. Even that show is fixed, but people still like believing that they have a hand in the decision.

In the meantime, let the girls do their thing. Or bolt them to the kitchen floor barefoot, next to the stove.

More Glass House Scandal Source: CNN.com

Vanessa L. Williams -- Miss America 1983 -- Crowned as the first African-American woman to hold the title Miss America, Vanessa L. Williams resigned on July 23, 1984, after it was revealed that she had posed nude for private photos that appeared without her permission in Penthouse magazine.

Leona Gage -- Miss USA 1957 -- Leona Gage, representing the state of Maryland, won the title of Miss USA. Shortly after, she was stripped of her crown when it was revealed that she was married and the mother of two children.

Marjorie Wallace -- Miss World 1973 -- Marjorie Wallace was the first woman from the United States to win the title of Miss World, but she was stripped of her crown after criticism for dating too many men.

You Break my Glass House, I'm Gonna Break Yours
Speaking of Donald Trump, his boring ass' all up in the news. His ongoing war of words with Rosie O'Donnell is just pathethic. Do either of these morons think we really care? Like we have nothing more important to care about. If there are any two people more out of touch with reality than these two, I can't imagine. All of this Trump news hitting us like vomit is very suspicious. It wouldn't have anything to do with his Apprentice show broadcasting soon, does it? Didn't last year's show have the lowest ratings it's ever had? Hmmmm….